Arseteroids is a game that I made for my day job. It's rather like the classic Asteroids game but with arses in space! Oh, and there are alien flying saucers who shoot boxing gloves at you. According to a focus group of gerbils, it's funny and addictive!

This game was commissioned to promote sexy text messaging, and joke telephone services.

It's a 'Strip Fruit Machine'!

Win virtual money and pay the girl to strip off her clothes, hit the jackpot and you will be treated to a sexy video striptease!

WARNING - ADULT CONTENT

Developed for Red Nose Day 2003. The theme this year is THE BIG HAIR DO - so this game involves building a large, wobbly hairstyle!

He swears at your friends! Make a sweary message and send it to your mates, the sweary geezer will give em a right mouthful!

YOU ARE A DONKEY BRAINED NIPPLE TWIDDLER!!!

A wondrous musical novelty! A quartet of flatulent nuns fart in tune, for your delight and amusement.

Why not 'sing along' with a self-inflating whoopee cushion! CLICK HERE!

The noble sport of Arse Racing, reproduced in miniature for your enjoyment.

This game was Daily Mirror SITE OF THE DAY on 8th Sept 2000, on SillyJokes web site.

It also features in FHM's 100 Greatest Online Games.

 

An accurate clinical simulation of the build up and discharge of gas in the digestive tract. Actually I'm lying, you just turn the dials and it makes farty noises.

This game was Daily Mirror SITE OF THE DAY on 25th July 2000, on SillyJokes web site.

The ancient game of Scissors, Paper, Stone - featuring Joe Doh.