T shirts that will protect you from cold, wind, rain, lions, and bullets!*

These designs are printed by T-SHIRT ZOO with space age laser transfer technology onto quality white T shirts.  They are hand delivered to your door by Han Solo, if he’s not busy.  Otherwise, a postman will do it.

The shirts cost about 15 bucks in the States and 11 squid in the UK, including delivery. Colours may vary slightly.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS! Cool wash, turn em inside out before you shove em in the machine.  If you really want to iron the shirt, use a low temperature and keep the shirt turned inside out.  DON’T IRON THE DESIGN DIRECTLY.

SPACE IS FAB

Space - the final frontier.  Let’s face it, space is the business, whether you’re in it, from outer it, or looking up at it at night.

WEAR THIS SHIRT to let others know just how good space is.

BEER
A Zen master put a pint of beer in front of two of his students.
“What is this?” he asked.
The first student said, “Umm.. beer”
The Zen master smacked him around the head.
“WRONG!”
He pointed to his other student.
“And what do you say it is?” he asked.
The second student said nothing - he simply lifted the beer to his lips and drank.
The master nodded.  He had taught his pupil well.

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CLASSIC ARSE RACE SHIRT

Celebrate the unique sport of Arse Racing by wearing this LARGE logo across your chest.

You’re a winner with this one!

ARSE STARTER

Ready for ACTION?  Show everyone how HIP you are with this funky design!

They’re under starter’s orders - GO!!!